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Funny Sex Facts
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- For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
- Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
- Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
- A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
- Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
- The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
- "Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!!
- "Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
- When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
- The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."
- Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
- There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time
- An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
- In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom!
- Sex burns 360 calories per hour
- Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
- The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
- 25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
- Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
- The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
- Snakes have two sex organs.
- A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
- 85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wive
- The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent.
- Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S. states
- Kissing can aid in reducing tooth decay. This is because the extra saliva helps in keeping the mouth clean.
- During the female orgasm, endorphins are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
- During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.
- Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
- Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
- Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
- Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
- Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
- Average length when erect: 5.1
- Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
- Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
- Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
- Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
- Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
- Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, and lose weight.
- Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ
- Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
- Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
- Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
- Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks
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